I drew the baes training.. .dont
Fandom: Danny Phantom
Paring: Sam Manson/Vlad Masters
Word count: 2261
Summary: For a man like Vlad Masters, it’s very easy to get possessive of something. Or someone. And when Sam tries to be nice to him (in order to get rid of certain laws which make living in Amity Park as a teenager very uncool), they both get more than they bargained for.
Contains: this part: fingering and light frottage and a tiny teaser about sex toys, also: underage
(I totally blame ghost-chicky, shh. <3 )
He called her a witch, once, accusingly, to get rid of her and her equally annoying companions. Of course, at that time, he didn’t really believe in witchcraft; his words were false assertion and hyperbolic allegations, nothing else.
Though, now, he is not so sure anymore. Now that he is on his knees in front of her, naked and obedient, body burning with desire, he cannot help but wonder if she hasn’t somehow bewitched him anyway.
When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn
When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more
What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks
"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."
accurate caption is accurate
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I’ve come to the conclusion that morphing Jensen Ackles with anyone will enhance their attractiveness 10x i mean
And I mean anyone
are yoU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!?
this used to be a super beautiful post
its 9999x better now